I’ve heard of shitty jobs but this one is the best!

toiletYou’ve heard of complaining about a shitty job, but this is probably the best shitty job ever!

$40 5 times a week for roughly 10-15 minutes of your time, you can actually make money donating your poo!

Companies pay $40 per stool and you have to donate 5 times per week. This is a $200 a week job just for taking a dump 5 days out of the week, this is a shitty job that really takes the cake!

There is an infection people can get called C. difficile. Around half a million Americans get it each year, around 1 in 5 doesn’t get cured by the antibiotics and around 30k die each year. There’s a treatment that is 80-90% effective, and it involves transplanting healthy poop. So, where there’s a need in America there’s a market for it, so you can sell your little dumplings for a nice part time income. There are screening requirements and whatnot but save lives and tell your friends you’re getting paid to poo. You’ve heard of the goose that lays the golden egg, now it turns out we’ve been laying the golden clumps all along.

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This could definitely fund quite the gaming addiction hahaha. BTW, the image of golden poop comes from ETSY. Apparently hand made unicorn poop is a thing, but that’s a matter for a different post all together lol. Thanks for reading, remember to share!

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